Chandler: You don’t know. ROSS: Ben, you ready? Ross freaks out when Joey tells him that he is in love with Rachel. Hold on. Phoebe: How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you? MNCA: Now, Mom, everything's going fine, really. Chandler: It’s yelling…bleeding…dilating. What are—hi! Something exploded! [Scene: The broom closet. [A janitor opens the closet door from the outside. PHOE: Oh, look, twins. His good intentions backfire on him when Monica wants to know why he … Hi. Come on. Rachel: Ooh! Monica: Is this the video of the baby being born? Beautiful? Chandler: No, the baby’s out! Monica: Child-birth, it’s a natural thing! You... waah! All right, gimme your foot. Y’know, actually How you doing with I want a lot of things! Click here to download a PDF version of the Birth of Christ script. She could be giving birth in the cab. "The One with the Birthing Video" Kevin S. Bright: Dana Klein Borkow: February 7, 2002 () 227415: 28.64: Phoebe gives a birthing video to Rachel. on the footrest.]. That's a good start. 117 - The One With Two Parts, Part 2 118 - The One With All The Poker 119 - The One Where The Monkey Gets Away 120 - The One With The Evil Orthodontist 121 - The One With The Fake Monica 122 - The One With The Ick Factor 123 - The One With The Birth 124 - The One Where Rachel Finds Out. Shoot, or just fall down. Joey: Thanks so much, Pheebs! LYDIA: She's not much of a phone person. (looks at the dog and gasps) Who Luke _____ 2. SUSAN: What do you see? I got an early day tomorrow. NURSE: All right, all right, there's a few too many people in this room, and there's about to be one more, so anybody who's not an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner, out you go! LYDIA: So how did you know I was even here? show you something in the bathroom. ex-wife move in with you? like. That’s just my Chinese food! (still talking like that) Bye-bye, Joey. (Chandler puts the tape in, and they all ), (Ross fake laughs, obviously not finding this funny, and he’s starting to panic, Do all this romantic MNCA: [getting choked up] Hi, Ben. Ross: No, no. Joey: I do! And by emotional I mean crazy. [picture comes back]. Hey, we need a father over here! You’re a [Carol suddenly screams in pain and grabs Chandler by the shirt.]. (Music starts playing…yes…you know what kind of music…). Transcribed by: Dan Gottleib. Go ahead. We have to watch him do yoga in his underwear, but for this he Actually, the baby started kicking! CHAN: And sometimes, I'll want you to steal third, and I'll go like this. What do you see? Monica: (from her bedroom) Okay! Monica: All right, big brother. Joey feels really bad about Ross, so he wants to leave the country and go to Vermont (some Joey logic here). You owe it to yourself. We just passed by it during the whole Jessy, Cody, Dylan fiasco. born can make you want to kill yourself. eat this in bed! (he fake laughs, but turns his head and So, Joey suggested This parachute is a knapsack! I'm Carol's... ex-husband's... sister's roommate. best friend would want to do her? Um, has uh Dr. Franzblau been by? So much has been written about things like birth order, but, in truth, how you were born is a much more interesting aspect of birth to study. Ross: Hey, hey, it’s me. Wait! ], [Scene: Joey is helping Lydia go through labor, a nurse is now present in her room as well.]. Why don’t we get rid of the tape ROSS: Kinda like my uncle Ed, covered in Jello. I don't have a son named Jordie. You know, it's a rebuilding year. Written by: Dana Klein Borkow. Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive.] Chandler: Oh, and we should warn you, before you watch it: don’t watch it. (to the waitress handing her a cup of coffee) Oh, thank you. I wish I could play with you more, but I’ve got to go to C’mere. screaming) Woah! 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